I don't get it

So

I see I still regularly get people who come to see if my blog has any new content. (Which it doesn't or the past few months). And I see I still sometimes get pageviews. But I don't get what people look at. I mean, my latest blog post only has like 1 view, and then I wonder, if I have people coming on here to check my blog, why don't they view the new crap, and instead just look at something rather old?

Due to my very expansive *cough* knowledge, I can therefore deduce that...
My new content is obviously very shit.

I should probably find something new to write about.

Peace out Girl Scouts