I just realized something. Derp.
I did a post yesterday, as you probably know, but suddenly that blog post got me thinking. I Realized that I wasn't angry at the world, I was just angry that I couldn't take my anger out on anyone nearby me :P. Great friend I am :D But anyways, I was a bit behind on what to write in the blog (As always) but then one of my friends said that "Your blog will not become an internet sensation by you writing about SOSE!". Then he said that I should write about something that was obscurely funny, like something from a derperific video I watched on that weird part of Youtube. Something witty he said. Well, to you my friend, I am no wit master, I can do slapstick! But that doesn't work that well on the Internet :/. Well, just as I type this me bestest buddieee sends me a link with to a video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCbZ1h6RWac
Trust me, This is the weird part of Youtube.
That being done and said, I mentioned before that I was starting up a story, and I was going to post a small intro of it on this blog, but I forgot to type it up, and the book in which the intro is written in is in my school locker. so DERP. All I can promise you is that it currently sucks major balls (in my opinion, and I'm scared you guys will judge me for the story) and is in need of MAJOR editing.
This blog you are currently reading has been stretched over a few days, which means the process of writing this has been... I don't know how to describe it, uhhhh.... The time it took to write this blog is... No that's not right, we;ll, I'm pretty sure you guys know what I mean. IDK why it took me this long to write this post, nor do I remember, nor do I intend to remember, but please just note that fact and enjoy this blog please? (Pwitty Please? Ha! See what I did there Henry? P-WITTY Please? Hahaha! Ah~ I'm so amazing)
You know what, I actually haven't raged on this blog for a while, I think now's the time to do it. Okay, so, I'm currently kind of steamed about my homework (sorry :P this is another homeworky thing) my parents are taking the priorities and completely messing them up. I have two tutors, my dad (He teaches me Maths) and an English tutor. Now. My english tutor isn't that bad, he's nice and he actually makes stuff understandable. But my DAD is a completely different case. Now I may just be biased because I'm his son, but he SUCKS. He says he was the "Top of Korean in Maths!" (*Cough* BULLSHIT *Cough*) and he also states that he read through a certain famous maths textbook and solved all the problems 7 times. Now let me tell you, the book he is talking about is the size of a Harry Potter Book. about, 700~800 pages, or something crazy like that, and the font is like twice as small (I'm exaggerating about the font there, but it's pretty darn small). +! (Thats, a PLUS! for the slow ones) this is ASIA LEVEL MATHS. Not some crappy Australian maths who still teaches you about addition in like high school*not really, Moar exaggeration* (And I still suck at this bullcrap) and He, let me say it again, say he has been through it & *I mean 7 FUCKING TIMES. I really doubt that, I mean, sure if you really wanted a good job, sure maybe two or three times, someone might read it, but really? 7 times? I don't get how he did it, nor do I believe him either. Then he starts to say, I was the BEST in KOREA at MATHS! Wow dad! Really Then Why OF FUCKING WHY are you a Bullshitty Tiler right now? Oh wait, that's right, also another problem I have. Alcohol. He DRINKs WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH (AND I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SWEARING BUT WE WILL IGNORE THAT FOR NOW). Last time, My sister's boyfriend was over, He was at another person's house. He got dragged home because he had drunk WAAAAY way way too much and he got driven home in another person's car. You see, but he was furious he "got treated like a child" and that he wasn't allowed to drive his car home. Oh, I wonder why they prevented nyou daddy? Oh, that's right, YOU FUCKING CAN'T DRINK AND DRIVE BECAUSE IT IS... wait for it, ILLEGAL!!! OMG, We never knew because THERE ARE ABOUT 50 FUCKING SIGNS ALONG EACH AND EVERY ROAD SAYING 'DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE YOU DIPSHIT! BECAUSE YOU DIE!' OMG?? REALLY???
He comes home and starts swearing while My sis' boyfriend is watching the cricket on our telly, swearing and steaming that he didn't get to drive his car home, picks up a chair, makes a hole in the roof, and throws the chair on the ground. For god's sake. I just woke up from a nap so I'm going to cut this post off short.
Peace out Girl Scouts
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