Boring Stuff that you really don't want to read. I.e Mum.

Me :I'm pretty busy today mum. I gotta practise for this show thingy <===== (Note the deliberate use of thingy to not reveal the exact nature of the show) , and some assignments and stuff.

Mum :What? What sort of show?

Me :Uhhhh..... Just... a show, put on by the school...

Mum :YOU HAVE SO MANY ASSIGNMENTS!!! WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME ON STUFF LIKE THIS???

Me :....... O.o

Mum :It's only for one day right?

Me :Yeah.....

Mum :(Extremely long sigh) Fine. Whatever.

Me :....... (Bitch)

Mum :Jesus christ, why are you entering this you stupid little prick? You can't even finish your work on time without these worthless distractions and now you're entering this stupid show. What do you seriously expect to achieve with this? You don't even have any talent you little fuck. I really don't see a point to these shenanigans. You're so shit that I hardly reckon you'll get anywhere in both this and your normal life. I mean,just look at you, you're a skinny little prick who can't do anything properly. I mean, you're so stupid you got a D in Science last semester. You're so bad at piano it's a wonder you've gotten tihs far. You suck at sport so much because you never eat anything. And you're so weak you're not even worth paying any attention to. Every cent I spend on you is a waste. I could be funding poor children who don't have an education right now. But because of stupid regulations and rules, I'm being forced to spend it on you you little wasteful bastard. As soon as you finish college, I'm kicking you out of the house so you can go ahead and kill yourself then for all I care. In fact, why don't you just go outside and die on the road now? You're a worthless piece of junk like every other car runs over. I hope you know that as soon as I can kick you out of the house, I'm not giving you any money so you better find a job now and start working because I'm not going to even pay attention to you after that.
Back to my original point, why are you even going to enter this talent show? You're so bad at singing and playing piano. Do you really think you can do anything with THAT kind of skill? You can't even get a practical report written right. It's a wonder you haven't been kicked out of LEAP yet. I bet all of the teachers are shaking their heads at you and thinking 'This one's a lost cause. He doesn't deserve to be in LEAP'.
*And it goes ooon and ooon and oon and ooon* (Don't stop Believing  reference)

Me :..... (Thanks mum)

*Note* The Above ^^^^ Abuse that I typed into here, is all the things that she said about me at that time. There was possibly more.All the things said to me above are all things she said.
Gee I have a great mum.

Peace Out Girls Scouts