My (Mis)Adventures through Elo Hell

I'm sorry for those of you who can't understand this foreign language I will be speaking for this blog post but. I need to speak about this.

E-L-O Hell. The very rock bottom of the pit of retard. Player cannot get worse than in ELO Hell. Seriously. The very idea of a 'Ranked Game' also kinda doesn't make sense. Of course I talk all the time about raising my Ee Ell Oh, but honestly, some part of me stays confused. I say to myself... What??? I'm playing a Free-to-play game, competitively, with players I have NEVER even met before, in my life. And I'm screaming and raging at them along side many others. And I don't understand, why i get so mad about a game, which gives me no benefit, other than rather unusual entertainment.
I feel as though, every ten players, you'll have somebody who understand that it's a FUN game, and we shouldn't stress over this 'RANKED GAME' , because we're not pros. So we sit and talk calmly while we're losing, about our lives. Not that of the game. And Yet, 9 out of those 10 player, will scream, rage, flame and hurl abuse at you, just so they can get that extra lp to get them into their cardboard 5 promos.
There's something very wrong about that, and me.
Oh my head hurts.

So League has a lot of toxic players on it. It's hardly surprising to see some random you've never seen before start to insult you and call you an all manner of names.

-Commence Writing here-
That was from... No wait. That was for... Bad way to explain it.... O.o
Okay. The above thingy was because I was writing it from a few days ago. And I'm writing the second part to this post a while after I wrote the first one.

So Toxic player. You usually get those people in every games, unless it's something like a maths game... And even then there are probably those really smart kids who look down on other saying like. OMG You can't solve the problem if x = y+ 257776738475665 / 982657615487627986 - 665656 x 42? YOU SUCK!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!  and all that jazz. So bascailly... I'm losng track of all thoughts now and I don't know half of what I'm actually saying.
I'm just trying to say, don't let the toxic player get you down, just as they say, practice makes perfect. Although a little less in this case because gaming is quite bad for your health if done at extended time (Unless it's an fps shooting game, then a few scientists have managed to prove that fps games actually improve your eyesight by slight amounts) EITHER WAY. Yeah. Just stay positive, and...

IDK go get a life. Unlike me.

Peace Out Girl Scouts.